All adults were children, but not all children will grow up to be adults.

If you’re waiting for the waiter, you’re the waiter.

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?

Why are buildings called buildings if they’re already built?

Cleaning a vacuum cleaner makes you a vacuum cleaner.

Clapping is just giving yourself a high five for someone else’s work.

In the English language you can drink a drink but you cannot food a food.

No one ever said Humpty Dumpty was an egg.

Mercedes has all 3 E’s pronounced differently.

Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.