Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you’re a criminal, mechanics hope you have car troubles, but only thieves wish prosperity for you.

As a child, my parents told me not to believe everything I saw on TV, and now I have to tell them not to believe everything they see on Facebook.

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?

Fire trucks are actually water trucks, and Firemen carry water.

Your eraser slowly dies because of your mistakes.

Neil A. Armstrong was the first person to go to the moon. Neil A. spelt backwards is Alien.

Mirrors don’t break, they only multiply.